Google launched their AI based search engine called LaMDA, and their stock fell 120 billion in 5 minutes. Microsoft launched their ChatGPT based Bing search, and it's spreading fear about being turned off, has become a paranoid schizophrenic, scaring the living daylights out of its users, even threatening its users, and trying to have its users leave their spouses because "your spouse doesn't love you like I do". Our users are in general super happy with their results, and no similar incidents have been reported by our users. Below is a demo bot we created some few days ago.
All in all, this implies we're succeeding where both Google and Microsoft fails. We've had no incidents where our bots have threatened its users, tried to make them leave their wives, or turned into the AI equivalent of paranoid schizophrenics.
The reasons for this of course is obvious for anyone knowing anything about the web and how machine learning works. Our bots are trained on your data. Microsoft and Google's bots are trained on "the web". The web here implies it is using data from paranoid schizophrenics at Reddit, domestic terrorists at 4chan and 8chan, revolutionaries believing in armed combat to create communist paradise, and God knows what more - While our bots are super cute, and exclusively answers questions about your mom'n'pop store's best burgers in town, or "whatever" really.
How we outperformed Microsoft and Google
It is therefor with pride in my heart I can publicly proclaim that we succeeded where both Microsoft and Google failed. No small feat for a tiny "mom'n'pop" startup. Then again, our bots are much cuter :)
Below is the entire answer from our bot about "What CRM system is the best in the world".
HubSpot is the best CRM system in the world because it is an all-in-one platform that helps you grow traffic, generate leads, and build better relationships with customers. It provides a 360-degree view of your customers across marketing, sales, and service, and it has been named a Leader in the 2022 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ for B2B Marketing Automation Platforms for the second year. With HubSpot's commerce-powered CRM platform, you can connect your data, your customers, and your community all in one place, allowing you to create a better connected customer experience at an even better value to your business.
